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December 8th, 2009

From Twitter 12-07-2009

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  • 00:11:29: weee, enough sugar cookies decorated that I have something to give to my secret santa person tomorrow.
  • 00:16:48: still have no idea what to do about emma grace. if rascal stops peeing on things, maybe he will get a reprieve... I hope.
  • 21:20:47: anyone else's allergies been worse than usual lately?
  • 21:56:37: every time I see a preview for "Castle" all I can think is "CAPTAIN HAMMER!!!!!"
  • 23:19:29: Waiting for the snow and ice to hit. Tomorrow: mix of rain, ice pellets and snow. Don't you wish you were driving to work here?
  • 23:20:11: mom is taking grandma to the doctor tomorrow, so I have to drive my taurus to the office instead of mom's jeep 4WD! *pouts*

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December 7th, 2009

Fic: Promises Fulfilled

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Title: Promises Fulfilled
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry fulfills his promise.
Word Count: 570
Genre: Romance
Warnings: A sad lack of porn. ;)
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Mistletoe, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: snow penis. This a sequel to the last two days' entries, Promises Made and Promises Delayed and it will make more sense if read after those two stories.
Betae: [info]sevfan and [info]leela_cat.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Promises Fulfilled )

Everything's OK now, but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD was I scared.

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Many of you know that my son has problems. He's got ADHD and depression (to the point of being suicidal), he's got low self-esteem, and has had all sorts of problems socially and academically in school. He's in counseling and he sees a psychiatrist regularly, too. We've made a lot of progress over the last several months, but something happened today that makes me wonder if all this progress isn't in our imaginations.

When is it time to panic? )

One of these days, I will actually have fannish content and squee on this journal, again, instead of just horrible family issues. I apologize for not answering comments to my last post, and I probably won't get a chance to answer these ones, either, for awhile, at least. I'm just so drained and I think I'm getting depressed. I have two weeks off work coming up, though, the weeks of Christmas and New Year's. I'm going to spend it playing with my kid and getting my happy back.

Thanks for listening. *hugs*

Fic: Stockings Stuffed With Care

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Title: Stockings Stuffed With Care
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry makes up for a lack of pudding.
Word Count: 970
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Cross-dressing. ;)
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles's prompt #7: Father Christmas. This is part 7 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk and Hot Buttered Harry.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Stockings Stuffed With Care )

A bunch of thank yous.

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I need to put up a big ol' THANK YOU post.

1) Thank you to Rapidez, who recently translated several of my H/D drabbles into Czeck!
If interested, you can see them HERE *bounces* Thank you, my dear! ♥

2) Thank you to the marvelous [info]cruisedirector for the fabulous penguin holiday card. *glomps* ♥

3) Thank you to all of the fantabulous people who've sent me virtual snowflake cookies on LJ. My user page looks like a blizzard! I love it. *smooches you all* I do wish IJ had virtual gifts.

4) Thank you to everyone who's participating in [info]adventdrabbles! It's been fantastic so far. And a special thank you to [info]torino10154, who generously stepped up to help me with the com, I couldn't have done it without her. *hugs*

5) Thank you to my FList just for being you! *smooches*

Weekly Fic Wrap Up

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Time for the weekly fic wrap up. All the fests that are posting now are making it really hard to keep up not only with reading, but with WRITING! *sigh*
Anyway, here's my stuff from this part week:
Ali's list of fics: November 30th thru December 6th )
Here's what's coming up:
Ali’s list of WsIP )

I have to thank everyone for the FABULOUS response to [info]adventdrabbles so far! It's not tool late to contribute prompt ideas (please go to this post and do so). If you have acouple of minutes and you don't want to read something long, do go and check out some of the submissions. I can honestly say they have been great. :)

Also, just about every fest in existence is posting at the moment, lol, so no one can complain they don't have enough to read. I am knee deep in writing, so if you have recs, pass them on, k?
Now to go look for my muse...

From Twitter 12-06-2009

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  • 00:20:20: mom made cookies. I played with melting chocolate. Wish I had more artistic skill, but it's soooo fun.
  • 00:41:25: went to a bike store today and tried out an adult trike. it was SO FUN. I want one!
  • 00:42:20: Not sure what brand it was, but it looked similar to this one: http://www.cyclesportandfitness.com/images/Tristar-red-LG.jpg
  • 16:11:58: need help. cat is old and really needs a new home. she gets no attention here and hates the other cats. no one would adopt her...
  • 16:12:02: what do I do?
  • 16:12:29: I can't imagine taking her to the vet to be put down, but that may be my only option... no-kill shelter won't take any cats until Jan.
  • 16:12:41: and they won't take any cat with litter box issues.
  • 16:17:03: mom wants to give Rascal and Suzie up too... Racal likes to destroy everything (he was appropriately named, but a lover), but could be...
  • 16:17:29: ...a great cat with just a little training. Suzie has to live in the basement, like Emma, because she doesn't get along with Senaloa
  • 16:17:46: So if I gave up Emma Grace, and mom gave up Rascal and Suzie, we'd be down to one cat.
  • 16:17:53: My allergies would love it, but I would be sad.
  • 17:35:45: sugar cookie batter now in the garage cooling. 4 hours and I can start forming and decorating!
  • 17:46:31: Mom was (is) in a SERIOUS mood today. Yelled at me about too much laundry and then screamed at Harv about... lots of stuff.
  • 17:46:55: Part of me wanted to tell her she has a right to be mad at us, but not to verbally abuse. She really needs to get her meds fixed.
  • 17:47:27: I hid in my room for about 2 hours, cuz I was too scared to be upstairs where she could attack, lol.
  • 21:41:41: LMAO!!!: "You think I care who you sleep with? (cont)
  • 21:41:49: "...If you were sleeping with an orangutan, I'd still be your best friend. I would recommend therapy though."
  • 22:33:36: first batch of sugar cookies out of the oven - who wants one?

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December 6th, 2009

Fic: Promises Delayed

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Title: Promises Delayed
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Teddy Lupin
Summary: Sometimes plans have to be postponed.
Word Count: 836
Genre: Romance
Warnings: Fluff!
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas Prompt: Silent Night, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: Child with large snowball. This is a sequel to yesterday's entry, Promises Made and will make more sense if read after that story.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Promises Delayed )

Birthday Wishes

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Happy Birthday to

[info]allexandrya!


Many happy returns, my dear!

Fic: Hot Buttered Harry

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Title: Hot Buttered Harry
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry gets all buttered up, but it's Snape who gets slippery.
Word Count: ~1000
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: My first time writing this kink, so be gentle. Highlight to see. *Watersports. *
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles prompt #6: Hot Buttered Rum. This is part 6 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, and Tinsel Talk.
Beta: [info]leela_cat. Thanks also to [info]eeyore9990 and [info]lilyseyes for holding my hand.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Hot Buttered Harry )

Drabble: Fun Fight

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Title: Fun Fight
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Remus Lupin, Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: Death by fluff, have your insulin ready!
Beta: [info]sevfan
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt #98: Pillow
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: There's nothing like a good fight to get the blood boiling.

Fun Fight )

comin' on Christmas, they're putting up trees....

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I’ve got a job interview at a bank on Tuesday.  I’d love it if I were to get a job because I just got a bunch of money from cashing out my Whole Foods 401K plan so if I did have a steady income on the horizon it would be an excuse to buy nice Christmas gifts for my whole family (because I’ve been working low paying McJob I haven’t been able to go all out for Christmas in several years and frankly I would love to.  I delight in buying nice presents for people). 

 

I was sick last night and did nothing but lay around and watch back episodes of Criminal Minds on A&E then I went to bed at 9:00 p.m. and slept through till 7:00 a.m.  I still felt a little shaky yet this morning so I didn’t go to church for the first time since early October.  I did end up helping my grandmother put up some Christmas decorations.  She wanted to get it taken care of because last year one of our neighbors (who means well but doesn’t realize how tried she gets) came over and just about wore her out decorating. 

 

This afternoon I’m going to work at putting together some homemade Christmas cards.  I have these blank cards that I bought at Target that I’m going to use for the bases then add chocolate brown and pink and aqua Christmas trees. 

 

In preparation for the holidays I’ve also been listening incessantly to Tori Amos’ Midwinter Graces and Ella Fitzgerald’s Ella Wishes You A Swinging Christmas. 

December 5th, 2009

Fic: Promises Made

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Title: Promises Made
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Harry makes a promise that he fully intends to keep.
Word Count: 300
Genre: Pre-slash
Warnings: Pre-slash. ;)
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Deck the Halls, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: Christmas candy kisses.
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Promises Made )

Birthday Wishes

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Happy Birthday to

[info]aeowen!


and



[info]oogies4u!


Many happy returns to you both! :)

Fic: Tinsel Talk

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Title: Tinsel Talk
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry needs to watch himself.
Word Count: 900
Genre: Erotica, humor.
Warnings: Silliness?
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles prompt 5: Tinsel. This is part 5 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound and A Snog and a Cuddle.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Tinsel Talk )

In Bed With the Devil: Carnivale Drabble

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Author: Bitterfig
Title: In Bed With the Devil
Fandom: Carnivale
Pairing: Tommy Dolan/Iris/Brother Justin
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-con, incest, threesome, dark themes.
Author’s Note: Written for [info]tv_100 prompt #119, Dreams and [info]drabble_a_trois prompt #37 Dream.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

In Bed With the Devil )

Pearlescent: Original Drabble

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Author: Bitterfig
Title: Pearlescent
Fandom: Original
Beta Reader: Fedink
Word Count: 213
Rating: PG
Warnings: References to alcohol, bisexuality.
Author’s Note: Written for visualcomplex’s origfic: writing meme for the prompt “pearl”.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator.

Pearlescent )

Drabble: Practical Aspects

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Title: Practical Aspects
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/?
Summary: Draco has an attack of the nerves.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]draco100's prompt #69: Soixante-neuf
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Practical Aspects )

So Are You: Mad Men Drabble

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Author: Bitterfig
Title: So Are You
Fandom: Mad Men
Pairing: Sal/Kenny
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Author’s Note: Written for tv_100 Prompt #120: Beautiful
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator

So Are You )

From Twitter 12-04-2009

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  • 00:28:06: best interviewer comment ever: when they meet TomsFriendDan they wet themselves, and when they meet @TomFelton they crap themselves. LMAO!!!
  • 00:40:40: Snarry Quote of the Day: “You haven’t been a vampire five minutes and already the other monsters are all afraid of you.” (cont)
  • 00:40:56: (cont) “That’s what working in the public school system does for you,” Snape replied.
  • 01:42:05: Pandora continues to win. My "Adam Lambert" radio station has only played songs that I love for the past 2 hours.
  • 01:42:27: And it doesn't just play Adam Lambert, but other songs they think I'll like because I like Adam. So far it's working!
  • 01:42:51: Yet again I'm up past my bed-time. Seriously, into the new day, WTF. PLEASE keep your fingers crossed that mom doesn't lose her job.
  • 01:43:26: I know she hates #SprintSucks and all, but having a job that sucks is better than no job at all... at least it is in this economy.
  • 01:44:10: I'm seriously agnostic, but if you want to toss a few words to the deity of your choice, I wouldn't say no.
  • 16:32:15: Mom still has a job!!!
  • 21:38:22: http://blog.netflix.com/2009/06/closed-captions-and-subtitles.html @vexedpixie this is for you!!!
  • 21:39:42: watching Order of the Phoenix. Luna is soooo perfect. But @TomFelton's friend Dan's hair is way too short.
  • 21:43:21: this is so cute. Mom is just now FINALLY reading the books, and is constantly pointing out the bits they cut from OotP, lol!
  • 21:47:23: *pets @TomFelton's blond wig* ohhh, it purrrrs!
  • 23:27:32: RT @ABCFamily: Excited for #HarryPotterWeekend, beginning tonight?! Watch the first 4 films and get a sneak peek at extras from the Half ...

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